Let me be your friend
Be your friend, be your friend
I wanna be your friend
Can I please be your friend

I promise not to drool
On your date when we hang
I just gotta be your friend
Can I please, be your friend

Hey you, I beg you not to laugh
Cause I despise myself
I need somebody else
To tell me that Im stupid
Or maybe even cool
Ill leave it up to you

Trouble with your bills
Ill lend you all my cash
And you wont even have to pay me back

Let me be your friend
Be your friend, be your friend
I wanna be your friend
Can I please be your friend?

If the cops chase you down
You can hide in my house
I just wanna be your friend
Let me please be your friend

Hello, where you wanna go
Ill drive you anywhere
Ill follow you around
In case you need a ride
Take you out to lunch
Nothing but the best
Ill even get the waitresses telephone number

Let me be your friend
Can I please be your friend
I just gotta be your friend
Be your friend, be your friend

I wanna be your friend
Ill never leave you alone
No, I wont
Ill never let you down
You can count on me

Ill let you abuse me
Tell all your friends you use me
I wont betray you

Ill never leave you alone, no I wont
Ill never let you down
By your command
Giddeeyup!