Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB
I'm five years old and my dad's giant sitting beside me
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singing
'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!'

My dad's totally had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are gettin all impatient and angry, but we don't mind

And we're holding up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh woah

Sittin on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Oh no..

And we pull over to let the cars pass
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates, my dad's ba barakas
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

And we're holding up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh woah

Sittin on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

And we're holding up the bypass, oh oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Oh woah

I'm sittin on the toolbox, oh oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round

And we're holding up the bypass, woah
Me and my dad havin a top laugh, oh woah

And I'm sittin on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Aw, said
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his

Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB