Thumbelina Lyrics

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Hey dainty girl flailing on the side of the road
With your great thumb in the air
I hope you don't mind me asking
But what happened to your underwear?

And does your humble husband know?
Of 'ee hitchin' seedy path
With car-operating sexual deviants!

But Julian would never understand
And doesn't he know?
Just because he's a painter and he loves you
It doesn't mean that he has got a clue...

...About my Thumbelina
I've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before
And I have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor
Your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball

To that brash cowgirl with her hands petting your crotch
And humping you in towering grass
Naked and gender-bending
What makes you think the two of you will last?

For there's no dame or man for her
There's just this open road where she hails down a pervert
With the usage of her giant thumb

Jellybean, you could never comprehend
The intellect of her mind
And just because you can make her come with your hand
Doesn't mean that she'll be your woman

But 'twas a loon on the hillside
Who planted a seed between your thighs
You fancied him as your therapist
But he's just a sadistic sodomist who gave you that bastard kid...

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Hey dainty girl flailing on the side of the road  
With your great thumb in the air  
I hope you don't mind me asking  
But what happened to your underwear?  
  
And does your humble husband know?  
Of 'ee hitchin' seedy path  
With car-operating sexual deviants!  
  
But Julian would never understand  
And doesn't he know?  
Just because he's a painter and he loves you  
It doesn't mean that he has got a clue...  
  
...About my Thumbelina  
I've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before  
And I have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor  
Your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball  
  
To that brash cowgirl with her hands petting your crotch  
And humping you in towering grass  
Naked and gender-bending  
What makes you think the two of you will last?  
  
For there's no dame or man for her  
There's just this open road where she hails down a pervert  
With the usage of her giant thumb  
  
Jellybean, you could never comprehend  
The intellect of her mind  
And just because you can make her come with your hand  
Doesn't mean that she'll be your woman  
  
But 'twas a loon on the hillside  
Who planted a seed between your thighs  
You fancied him as your therapist  
But he's just a sadistic sodomist who gave you that bastard kid...

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