I cant raise my glass, without seeing her ass
Through its telescopic bottom

I cant raise my glass, without seeing her ass
Through its telescopic bottom

If you wanna know what agony is
Ask the girl at the bottom of my glass

Well lovell come a-knockin with my toolbag and my stockin
Challeng-challengin her knickers

Well lovell come a-knockin with my toolbag and my stockin
With my bag a-challenging her knickers

If you wanna know whats shakin down the house
Ask the girl at the bottom of my glass

I can spill my drink from the woman at the sink,
Coming at my lap with rum and bitters

Slop my drink, without that woman at the sink,
Ill grab my back with the rag and mittens

If youre looking for that woman at the house
Ask the girl at the bottom of my glass
All right!

I cannot raise my drink, without stopping to think
That some bad babys givin me trouble

I cannot raise my drink, without stopping to think
That some bad babys givin me trouble

If you wanna see whats inside of sally
Youll find that doll in a hole out in the alley,
Yeah

I cannot raise my glass, without seeing her ass
That booze is a-turning bitter

I cannot raise my glass, without seeing her ass
cause you got no more than bitter

If you know a little bit about my past
Take my switch at the bitch in my house