[Lyrics: Corey D. Marchasin, Music: C. Milnes]

Three dead gophers all named Harvey,
sitting around drinking,
all at a party,
if they weren't dead their party'd be hardey,
not too much to do with three dead gopher bodies,
thee dead gophers the furry little beasts,
three dead gophers too bad they're deceased,
thee dead gophers all named Harvey,
thee dead gophers - not hte life of the party,
my heart and soul in their little hole,
I love them to the end,
they were my furry friends.