Hey Johnny dumbjokes your jokes ain't funny hey Johnny dumbjokes just go away pour this beer on your heard am I doing wrong? God I wish you were dead am I doing wrong? Make fun of gap in your teeth am I doing wrong cut you up cut you down pour this beer on your head lock you up in the fridge push your mom off a bridge cut you up cut you down down down down to where the grass won't grow the fish won't swim the birds won't go down down down where there's no on eels around gonna gut you like a carp with my tongue so sharp gonna make you feel naked like Asian Mike Park I refuse to tell dumb jokes I won't Johnny nofriends!