(lyrics are written by Sparks)

Capacity 400 - I see seating for three-quarts of me
Are we all seated properly now
We can begin us to spend
Lovely Claudine Jones has come to push her quilt

Next to her we have her sister's slur
Who has come with their parts they have passed
Mrs. Wrong presents a painted one
From trees of the lands where she has been

Lovely Claudine Jones has come to push her quilt
Yes, she has

Second prize goes to Tracy Wise
For her seashells painted all through
Grand prize comes as no surprise
To Mrs. Landscape with rice
Lovely Claudine Jones still tries to push her quilt (ad finitum)

Thanks to (kirk) for correcting these lyrics. Jan 16, 2008