Hey now wait a minute!
Now wait just a minute!

Hey hey we are the monkees
You know we love to please
A manufactured image
With no philosophies

We hope you like our story
Although there isnt one
That is to say theres many
That way there is more fun

You told us you like action
And games of many kinds
You like to dance, we like to sing
So lets all lose our minds!

We know it doesnt matter,
Cause what you came to see
Is what wed love to give you,
And give it one, two, three!

But there may come three, two, one, two
Or jump from nine to five,
And when you see the end in sight
The beginning may arrive!

For those who look for meaning,
And form as they do facts,
We might tell you one thing
But wed only take it back

Not back like in a box back
Not back like in a race,
Not back so we can keep it,
But back in time and space!

You say were manufactured,
To that we all agree,
So make you choice and well rejoice
In never being free!

Hey hey we are the monkees,
Weve said it all before
The moneys in were made of tin
Were here to give you more!

The moneys in were made of tin
Were here to give you--

*bang!!*

*scream!!!*

Gimme a w!

W!

Gimme an a!

A!

Gimme an r!!

R!!

What does that spell!!? ?

War!!