I wonder what the best thing is
to have a face or to have charm?
well, my girl's two-faced and she's a fart-alarm
I'm not blind and I do have a nose
but I don't wanna use it now
I rather try to follow my heart this time
good looks, it makes me nervous
I need someone who's not perfect

It's you, you're overweight and lovely
yes it's true, a pig in walking shoes
you drool every time we kiss, I must say you rule
I'm falling in love with you

I know that all those trendy girls
would leave me when I'm broke
and also be disgusted if I smoke, no joke
I don't want no model
unless she has a major body

just an ounce of human touch, I realize it's a killercrush
I'm dancing, I'm overjoyed
I took a chance on you, cause I wanted some romance too
and now I'm happy as can be
cause this supersized woman means all to me