bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro
Now its in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin' camaro with no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down, please don't leave a scratch.

I ran over
Some Old Lady
Last night at the county fair
and I didn't get arrested
Because my dad's the mayor

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro
tony orlando and dawn

When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss
'cause I've got a bitchin' camaro and they have to ride the bus
So you better get outta my way when I come through your yard
'cause I've got a bitchin' camaro and an exxon credit card

Bitchin' Camaro Bitchin' Camaro
"Hey man, where you headed?"
Bitching Camaro Bitchin Camaro
I'm drunk on unleaded unleaded!