(matraca berg/stan lynch)

I came down from the cadillac dude ranch, health spa
Nestled on the edge of town
For fourteen days Ive been herbal wrapped, mud packed
Now Im bustin out
Well, I thought the wild west wasnt for me
You walked up like a bow-legged dream
When you said yes maam I thought Id scream

Oh, put me in your big ol pick up truck
Take me to the rodeo
I dont know a thing about broncin bucks
And I cant do-si-do
But I can put you back in the saddle, baby
Yeah, stand you up tall
I can put you back in the saddle, baby
Yeah, and that aint all

Well, it mustve been the burned out new age coffee house
So called sensitive guys
I never thought a leatherneck suckin on a long neck
Could make my temperature rise
But youre so sweet, baby, youre so fine
You bring the barbecue and Ill bring the wine
Well dance all night til your belt buckle shines

Oh, put me in your big ol pick up truck
Take me to the rodeo
I dont know a thing about broncin bucks
And I cant do-si-do
But I can put you back in the saddle, baby
Yeah, stand you up tall
I can put you back in the saddle, baby
Every time you fall

Well, I might be in a yuppie funk
You might think Im a little bit drunk
But all I know is a hunk is a hunk

Oh, put me in your big ol pick up truck
Take me to the rodeo
I dont know a thing about broncin bucks
And I cant do-si-do
But I can put you back in the saddle, baby
Yeah, stand you up tall
I can put you back in the saddle, baby
Yeah, and that aint all