He said I want to please you
He said I’ll do you right
She said whatever you do
How do you know what I like?

One step forward with a helping hand
Two steps back where’s the man?
When I show - baby please don’t go
If what you see is not what you need

He may be thick
He may be tall
He may be thin
He may be small
But if you’re in love
I am your wonderman

He may be short
He may be long
Maybe you laugh
About this song
But if you’re in love
I am your wonderman

Here we have a simple question
Where we want to know the size
Helps a lot with an erection
Better under candlelight

One step forward with a helping hand
Two steps back where’s the man?
When I show - baby please don’t go
If what you see is not what you need

He may be thick
He may be tall
He may be thin
He may be small
But if you’re in love
I am your wonderman

He may be short
He may be long
Maybe you laugh
About this song
But if you’re in love
I am your wonderman