You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grii-iiinch

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul,
Mr. Grii-iiinch

I wouldn't touch you with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a fine one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Grinch

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch

You're a crooked jerky joggy, Mr. Grinch!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty waify skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grii-iiinch

The three words that best describe you are as follows:
Stink
Stank
Stunk.

You're a mean man, Mr. Grinch

Mmm, scary,too!


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Thanks to (Mordakai) for correcting these lyrics. Jan 23, 2009