Scotty doesn't know
that Fiona and me
do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church,
but she doesn't go.
Still she's on her knees
And Scotty doesn't know.

Oh, Scotty doesn't know
so don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
so don't tell Scotty

Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping.

Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
so don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty

I can't believe he's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting
Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
It's a three-way call
And he knows nothing
Nothing

Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
don't tell Scotty
Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
What a show
Everyone will go
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know

The parking lot
Why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
He's full on
Your stuck
Life's so hard
'Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know

I did her on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
so don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know

Scotty will know
Scotty has to know
Scotty's gotta know
Gonna tell Scotty
Gonna tell him myself
Scotty has to know
Scotty has to know
Scotty has to Scotty has to
Scotty has to go

Scotty doesn't know (Repeat 6X)
Scotty doesn't Scotty doesn't
Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know (Repeat 8X)
Scotty's gotta go