A certified casino bride
I roll in with the dealers high
Forever yours Im never sure
Ill bake the apple pies you like
American like it or not
Ill take you for all that you got
A certified casino bride
I roll in with the dealers high
And I am looking for the slots
Im filing down my heart
Desert, be kind to this traveler

Im a sexy hypnotist
Lost on the strip
A sexy hypnotist
And Ill bear it all
Cause abs and buns are so much fun

Im flying down the road of life
Theres no sign of the past in sight
The men I knew aint seen me since
I left the sheets and hit the strip
The palaces I left behind
The palaces I hope to find
I ride the tiger in the light
I roll in with the dealers high
Some chick offers me a drink
Im not like her I think
All tarted up in some
Burned out shade of pink

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