Lights, camera, action, scene,
We gonna shoot da video and I am wearin some green,
I'm just waiting for the video camera to roll,
I see a woman walk by about 80 years old,
See da boom operator's he's running outta his stamina,
I'm a walk around and give a pound to da janitor,
I grab a bagel and I'm eating some eggs,
And you can look around the whole set and see what I said…,

[Chorus:]
Did u see that,
I did.
Did u see that,
I did.
You know this rappin's real simple to me
My name is Luda I be rappin bout da shit that I see

It's getting stuffy I'm a walk out the door ,
I see my body guard outside and he is talking to whores,
By the Cadillac grill,
Cadillac truck,
Take her in the back for a Cadillac F***!
Hot cold, streets ice cream man,
Drug dealer caught,
Police van,
Sidekick text, and cell phone calls,
Feels like a midget is kickin my balls.

[Chorus:]
Did u see that,
I did.
Did u see that,
I did.
You know this rappin's real simple to me
My name is Luda I be rappin bout da shit that I see.

I can talk high, I can talk low ,
Got 2 eyes, got 1 nose,
Talk with mouth, walk with feet,
Look both ways before ya cross that, street
So you put a q-tip into your ear,
The objects inside the mirror, closer than they appear
Rap name Luda, real name Cris,
Stupid human tricks, can you do this?

It's Luda!