you never phone you never write.
hell i've stopped hoping that you might.
you're trying to hurt my feelings right?
you never phone and you never write.

you never write you never phone.
im sorry i got to bitch and moan.
im sorry to pick this bone.
you never write you never phone.

sometimes i wonder ow wow ow wow ow wow what you must think of me.
my address and phone number must be misty in your memory...

this year my birthday came and went.
no call was made no card was sent.
but i got the snub you must've meant.
this year my birthday came and went.

this year my birthday went and came.
last year what happened was the same.
and your excuses sure are lame.
this year my birthday went and came.

chicka wow wow wow wow wow wow wow.
chicka wa wa wa wa wa wa.
chickity chick chick chicka chika wow wow wow wow wow wow
chicka wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

sometimes i wonder ow wow ow wow ow wow what you must think of me.
then i remember its you that you think of exclusively

but im not gonna bow and scrape.
in every bunch theres one bad grape.
and im a little bit bent out of shape.
but im not gonna bow and scrape.

i wont scrape or bow.
and you flake big on countdown.
ah just singing this song is fine for now.
though im not gonna scrape.
chicka wow wow wow wow wow wow wow.

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Thanks to (ray yb.) for correcting these lyrics. Jun 4, 2008

Thanks to (ray ybarra) for correcting these lyrics. Jun 4, 2008