Hum ha hum hum, hum ha hum ha hum ha hum ha (etc)
Oh pick up the phone, pick up the phone
Im waiting, argh, hello, pick up the phone
I ring and ring but cant get through
Whats a girl supposed to do
My telephone boy
I dial and dial but get that tone
I wish that hed get off the phone
My telephone boy

(*)

So I call the operator - he says to try him later
My telephone boy
I think that its such an outrage
That he is always engaged
My telephone boy

(chorus)

Telephone boy, telephone boy, telephone boy
Hes my telephone boy
La la la la la la (repeat x4)
So I try your mobile phone
The message says try you at home
My telephone boy
And when I finally get through
I get a machine instead of you
My telephone boy

(repeat *)

He tells me to call but its always engaged
Ive tried and Ive tried and I still cant get through
Oh get off the phone
Im waiting
Get off the phone, get off the phone

(repeat chorus to fade)