Writing what you say and saying it all back to you
Mayonnaise and malaise to go
The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22
Keep it at a pace - my life is like a crawl to me
Catatonic face - Im marking time randomly
Mayonnaise and malaise to go

Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink
They pay me by the hour and I dont even have to think
Charismatic bore and I dont wanna work no more
Im gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door
Mayonnaise and malaise to go

Its really something to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure
Weve passed our prime in record time
I never thought wed fall so low
Weve come this far to sell your cars
I want all my unease to go

Its really something, to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure
Ive come to resent what I represent
Id like to smack that smile off your face
But for my angst I must say thanks
So good to be put in my place

Mayonnaise and malaise to go

Punk rock car