Well I have got some information, though I don't know your name.
Oh there’s a party going on at Boothy’s house, 1B Lydgate Lane.
So tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody new
Bring a crate and some wine, oh and you'll be fine
Enough to see you through
So have a drink and have a cigarette, drink and have a cigarette
Kiss then ask her name, but it doesn't seem right,
It seems a little funny ‘cause her sister kissed the same

Well I sit in a chair next to the CD player
Talk to some kid he couldn't be much gayer
He’s mates with his cousin, he's tryin’ to lay her
Well her best friend guards the door

Things can't seem to get much better
Scenesters dance in their V-neck sweaters
These four walls won't forget tonight
Won’t forget tonight

Well things are goin’ well, and it’s quite an occasion
It's winner stays on on the Sony Playstation
Somebody’s thrown up on the path, Balkow's passed out in the bath
Girls sing to Kylie they try to look sexy
I gave one my number and told her to text me
"My boyfriends on his way he’ll be here to collect me"
If you're quick we can go upstairs.

Has anyone seen the phone ‘cause I’m orderin’ pizza
Marie's at the door hand in hand with Anita
Boys gather round eager to greet her
She smiles and walks on by

There’s bottles and cans all over the place
Nowhere to sleep there isn't space
We had a right good time in any case
Same again next week

Things can't seem to get much better
Scenesters dance in their V-neck sweaters
These four walls won't forget tonight
Won’t forget tonight

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