I had a dream about Rachel
The filly from the S Club stable
She got a stud in her navel
And she was willing and able

She walked right out of my tv screen
Into my life into my dreams

She's my Rachel
She's my Angel
She's my Rachel

So then I told her I loved her
And there could be no other
I took her home to meet my mother (And guess what?)
She fell in love with my brother

She walked right out of my tv screen
Into my life into my dreams

She's my Rachel
She's my Angel
She's my Rachel

She walked right out of my tv screen
Into my life into my dreams

She's my Rachel
She's my Angel
She's my Rachel
She's my Angel
She's my Rachel

(Thanks to Rachael for these lyrics)