Everybody stand in line it ain't gonna cost you a dime
This show is about to start so close the door
We'll turn the lights down low turn the big spot line or so
You can see the real live fool if you never seen one before

You're lookin' at a real live fool that's me
You're lookin' at a real live fool that's me
There ain't too many of us in captivity
You're lookin' at a real live fool and you got him free

Last week I told a lie and I made my baby cry
And she said I guess I don't need your love no more
And then she walked away I ain't seen her since that day
And now I'm hurtin' in a lot of places I ain't hurt before

You're lookin' at a real live fool...

[guitar]

You're lookin' at a real live fool...