(tony martin/tim nichols)

I heard he was gonna marry some girl from denver
Then my sister came over, had the sunday paper with her
There was the girl on the social page
Lookin in love and all engaged
We decided she dont take a very good picture

It may be my familys redneck nature
Rubbin off, bringin out unlady-like behavior
It sure aint christian to judge a stranger
But I dont like her
She may be a stranger who spends all winter
Bringin the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular nobel peace prize winner
But I really hate her
Ill think of a reason later

I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
I couldnt be happier on my own
But Ive got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein her with him tends to enlarge it

It may be my familys redneck nature
Rubbin off, bringin out unlady-like behavior
It sure aint christian to judge a stranger
But I dont like her
She may be a stranger who spends all winter
Bringin the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular nobel peace prize winner
But I really hate her
Ill think of a reason later

Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
Ill think of a reason later

(spoken) well, it was just one tooth
Did I mention I dont particularly care for her?
She makes me sick...