Ok yo....
I wake up late every morning
Managers calling im still yawning
Get up wake up hair and makeups
Waiting for you don't be stalling
This performance is important
I don't think I can put my all in
Hold on I was drunk last night
Now its all kicking in and I don't feel right
Gave my number to a breh who wasn't my type
Now my phones on silent im being polite
Now private callers get no love from me
Just let me be...

[chorus]
Oh my gosh my days are getting longer
There's no turning back cuz im working da 9 to 5
To keep my contract did I say 9 I meant 1:30
Im no early birdy im lazy dats all dat I can say
So make sure you heard me
And deres no turning back cuz im working a 9 to 5

So you gotta...do...sum...ite... for...channel...u
Channel who sorry who im altered for snooze
Oh! Channel U da ones dat made me huge
Like Katie Prices boobs
Whoops Im being rude
Wheres my red bull and my sandwich I need food
I cant handle this
Im getting pissd like pampers throwing a tantrum
"Action"
Nah Id actually rather catch my z's and count sheep in my sleep
Lets not wake her up actually looks quite cute

[chorus]
Oh my Gosh my days are getting longer
And theres no turning back cos im working a 9 to 5
To keep my contract did I say dat I meant 1:30
Im no early birdy im lazy dats all dat I can say
So make sure you heard me
I aint no early birdy
Wont wake up till 12:30

I couldn't be bothered to say much ere
Sooooooooo oh dear
Huh where am I man...
This... aint good... whats going on?!

So my label have changed my image
Im a pink lipstick chik called dipstick
This aint on my wishlist
Oh shit Im in FHM posing in a bikini
Next to a Lamborghini
Next stop the theme tune for Tweenies
Im presenting C-beebies
[pukes] Have u seen me?
Never again, am I drinking lambrini
"Its alright Sov it's a dream... jus wake up!"

[chorus]
Oh my Gosh my days are getting longer
And theres no turning back cos im working da 9 to 5
To keep my contract did I say dat I meant 1:30
Im no early birdy im lazy I'll say it again
To make sure ya heard me
I aint no early birdy
Wont wake up to 12:30
And I cant be bothered to say much ere
So ill say it again

[Repeat chorus (x1)]