He buys me movies and I am the star
He sends me to work in a black shiny car
The girls in the chorus are jealous as hell
But I find it pays when you kiss and you tell
So I jetset around from one place to another
With lots of young geezers he thinks are my brothers
Britts got her toy boys but I dont care
cos Im going out with an 80 year old millionaire

The friends I once knew are a thing of the past
I cant stop to talk cos Im moving too fast
I go to the shops with a chauffeur sometimes
He waits in the car cos it saves on the fines
Well you might think that when hes so rich that seems funny
But he got that way cos hes careful with money
Zsa zsas quite gaga but I dont care
cos Im going out with an 80 year old millionaire

He wont last much longer if he keeps drinking gin
I filled up the bottle thats marked medicine
He says that hell leave all his empire to me
And sitting on top is the best place to be
So dont get impatient now boys you must wait
Well all have such fun when I own the estate
Britts got her toy boys but I dont care
cos Im going out with an 80 year old millionaire

Reporters all ask me if Id ever switch
But Id never leave him cos hes far too rich
You might want to punch me but you wont dare
cos Im going out with an 80 year old millionaire

Theres just one thing better than an old millionaire
Thats a young millionairess and Im almost there!