Clapz n' wooz n' yeahz (shays little black hat)

dirty girls have more fun you know it
leave it down to number one you love it
waiting for the day to come
when you'll be on your own

we wont be stood up you gotta
we wont be stood up you gotta
get with it

pitta boys have more fun you know it
noodles in a toasted bun, i love it
waiting for the food to come
when you'll be on your own

phil really likes peanut butter
shay cant find the ketchup cupboard
joel loves it
joel joel
joel loves the kiddies

joel should go back home to his house