Swell, they call me the super salesman
cause selling is all I do.
Ive got an endless stash
Of expensive trash
I want to sell to you--
cause Im a super salesman
Super super salesman;
Im a super salesman,
Thats what I am!

You can tell Im a genuine person
From my haircut to my shoes.
Dont worry about your money, its guaranteed..
Guaranteed to lose!
Im a super salesman, etc.

But youll be doing yourself a favour
And you know that Im sincere;
Ive got a beautiful rap, to sell this crap
Its music to the ears.
Now listen to me:

Sell, sell.

Ive got things to save you money
Ive got things to save you time;
So you can use the time
To earn the cash
To buy this trash of mine
Im a super salesman, etc.

Yes Im the universal salesman
You can find me anywhere;
Take a good look inside of yourself
Youll find a salesman there.
And youre the super salesman,
Super super salesman;
Youre the super salesman,
Thats what you are.

Sell yourself, its later than you think;
Sell yourself, its later than you think;
Super salesman,
Super super salesman, etc.
Uper salesman