Im an orible orange
Covered in chemical spray.
Im absolutely nasty
Thats why I have to say
That Im an orible orange
(hes an orible orange)
Im an orible orange
(hes an orible orange)
Im an orible orange
(hes an orible orange)
And you shouldnt eat me.

Im a soggy white sandwich
Made from bleached white bread.
Im absolutely nutrition-less and useless,
Thats why it has to be said
That Im a soggy white sandwich
(hes a soggy white sandwich), etc.

Im a chemical kipper,
Coloured with poisonous red dye.
I wish I were a beautiful bloater
But next to a pat of rancid butter I lie.
Im a chemical kipper, etc.

Im a lamentable lentil
Lamentablentablentablentable lentil.
Im a lamentable lentil, etc...

Im a miserable maggot,
I live in poisoned fruit.
I always have bad tummy aches,
And very often puke--blechgh!
Im a miserable maggot
Such a miserable maggot.
Fruit aint what it used to be.
Im a miserable maggot, etc...

Im an unhappy apple
Covered in chemical dust
Im absolutely toxic
So I warn you all I must
Im an unhappy apple, etc.

...you shouldnt eat me.