Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped on my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq

I got through Checkpoint A
But not through Checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military

Oh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins Bin Laden promised me?

Oh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
US soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left, is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man
but every time I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk

Oh, Jingle bombs, Jingle Bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead, or I kill you

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Thanks to (Tracey Johnson) for correcting these lyrics. Nov 18, 2008
Thanks to (Melissa) for correcting these lyrics. Dec 9, 2008
Thanks to (Dustin) for correcting these lyrics. Dec 22, 2008
Thanks to (anonymous) for correcting these lyrics. Dec 24, 2008
Thanks to (Samantha Ann Rennie) for correcting these lyrics. Dec 25, 2008