Are you scared? (fearless!)
Are you scared? (are you frightened you little bitch? )

Chorus 2x
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Whats the matter (are you scared of ghosts? )
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Tell me are you fearless (Im not scared of ghosts)

Ill go to alaska, bitch slap a polar bear and take its food
Ill mow the fuckin lawn, on a land mine field like what boom
Ill roll a m-80 up in some papers and smoke that shit up
Ill share a dirty heroin needle with that dirty bitch courtney love
Ill run around the white house lawn naked and screamin and bustin shots at him
Ill scratch my back with a chain saw oh yeah got it
Ill walk through comton alone and sport wranglers and a cowboy hat
Ill head-butt a fuckin unicorn come here bitch (no! *thumb* damn!)
Ill stand on a stump and let you trim my toenails with a axe
Ill sucker punch a gorilla and then try to run with a banana hangin out my ass
Ill fuckin become pen-pals with the unibomber and let him send me packages
Ill drive a ice cream truck through eithiopia talkin about free ice cream sandwiches

Chorus 2x
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Whats the matter (are you scared)
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Tell me are you fearless (dont be scared)

Ill let sam kinison borrow my car if he was still around
Ill bungee jump off a crane with only a spaghetti noodle tied on
Ill clinch my butt cheeks shut while a ruthless alien trying to probe me
Ill receive an operation on my eyeball while riding in a dune buggy
Ill finger fuck a toilet and french kiss a light socket
Ill pick up a hooker with a deep voice (Im jenny!) (naw! no I wouldnt)
Ill take all my clothes off and run up and bear hug a cactus
Ill sneak up to slick rick and snatch off his eye patch
Ill eat a bowl of cluster bombs and spread jellyfish on my toast
Ill fuckin grease my ass up and sit on top of a flag post
Ill shoot a game of pool with the grim reaper and then let him beat me
Ill meet jeffrey dahmer at some kinda of bar let him take me home and eat me

Chorus 2x
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Whats the matter (are you scared? )
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Tell me are you fearless (dont be scared!)

Ill through gang signs at the booya tribe up and downs like whut
Ill hunt michael jacksons plastic surgeon tell him hey do me up
Ill put my lips on a 81 novas exhaust pipe and smoke that fucker
Ill fuck a chick raw with crabs so big red lobsters tryin to catchem
Ill start a record label and base everything I got on m.c. hammer
Ill wear a pink bikini thong and walk right through the slammer
Ill take a chrome desert eagle 45 put it to the dome and dump it
Ill go to a big ass b hive on a tree, drop my drawers and hump it

Chorus 3x
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Whats the matter (are you scared)
Whats the matter
Whats the matter
Tell me are you fearless (dont be scared