Verse one:
Heres another topic Im addressing,
So learn a quick lesson, about your smith and wesson.
Sit your ass back and comprehend,
As I let you know about mans best friend.
Now remember, it used to be a dog like lassie,
But now in 91 its a gun if you ask me.
Just like a jimmy hats used for protection,
I use my nine when suckers start to flex it.
cause if you run up and try to play mine,
I rather have a ak than a fucking k9.
cause if you shot your gun and my dog tries to fetch ya,
Me and the dogs going out on a stretcher.
And I aint with that, so I gotta get that
Big black gat, aim and I hit that.
Forget about a dog fool, hell shit in the (? ? ),
Nowadays, a gat is mans best friend.

Mans best friend

Verse two:
Here is the reason why ice cubes packed,
Just in case the little punks try to jack.
I cant put a motherfucking pitbull under a coat,
And a small on my back.
So I gotta take my beret off, and I betcha
Itll probably work a 100 percent better.
cause itll keep me out of danger,
With sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber.
So this goes to all yall intruders,
Beware of the owner, cause the owner is a shooter.
I dont just wanna give your ass rabies,
I rather have your ass pushing up daisies.
And I cant do that with benji,
Rin tin tin, or spotch mckinsey
Forget about a dog fool, hell shit in the (? ? ),
Nowadays, a gat is mans best friend.

Just dont let me see you shoot no dogs
Hey, I got shots fired here, send me another unit
The profile of a typical american gun owner is this:
Over thirty, white, male, middle class --> peter jennings
Take that motherfuckers