(flavor flav)
Well two bees in a bucket
Mother motherfuck it
You either flavor flav it
Or you chuck chuck chuck it
Kiss my ass or suck a d.i.c.-
K. stands for kill so dont fuck with me
I fucked that lady in the bed
I missed that pussy and I bust a spread
I tried it again in a thumping wagon
The bottom fell out and her ass started dragging
Tried it again and I failed to grasp
I missed that pussy and I bust my ass
Then I fucked this lady in the tree
The baby came out and said run-dmc

(ice cube)
I knew this girl who looked just like you
Light brown and a fly hair-do
I wanted to do her, screw her
So I stepped to her
On-key bitch had more ass than a donkey
I said youre the type of girl that I cant pass over
Give me one chance and Ill bend your ass over
Just call me the plumber at the end of the night
Cause a nigga like mell lay plenty of pipe
She didnt get offended it was splendid to me
Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be
I guess I just wine her and dine her
And by the end of the night Ill be behind her
Waxing that ass like rain dance
On the bumper get the pussy then I dump her
Took her to the comfort inn
Tucked her in
Pulled out the third leg pumped it in
She said will you call me
Yeah Ill call you a bitch or a hoe after I ball ya
Naw Im just playin but its still the same
Cause a nigga like ice cube is only out for one thang