(ian hunter/mark clarke/hilly michaels)

I got a shower curtain stickin to my back
And the od cologne sure packs a whack
I got blood on my razor - my face is in shock
n my hair hangin down like a rastamans locks

I think Im ready - Im gettin ready
Gettin ready teddy - were all gonna have fun

I gotta rock n roll - rocket says you gotta go fast
n the radios blarin out a blast from the past
Lucilles in the back screamin gimme a break
Your momma didnt tell you - thats the chance you take

Its oh so sad
When this love is all that we have
To swallow a lifetime away
With so many hours in each day

But calm your foolish heart
Our girlfriends cant keep us apart
Im with you every step of the way
Baby - what more can I say

The only problem is
I wanna party - get down - boogie - have a great time
Well its 36.50 for a room with a view
O the empire state n the pizza place, too

Lucilles got my body in a total eclipse
Shes all lips n hips - you know - one o those trips
Were gettin ready - shes gettin ready
Gettin ready teddy - were all gonna have fun