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I had visions i was in them
I was looking into the mirror
I couldn't get any queerer
Even if i tried

I'm a famous rock and roller
Look at me hey, i'm on m-t-v
I look like drew carey
And i'm big and fat
(but fat is where it's at)

I'm not straight, but i am fat
Now how bout that... i'm so fat

Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
And i can't stop eating
All i do is watch tv

Put me in the hospital for nerves
And hyper obesity
I'm 5'6" four hundred three
I could have been the biggest star on mtv god damn you

I'm not straight, but i am fat
Now how bout that... i'm so fat
I'm not straight, but i am fat
Now how bout that... i'm so fat

I wanna publish cd's
And be on mtv
I wanna write good songs
I can't but im tryin'
I'm not as good as sublime
Without my glasses im blind
I'm so damn blind
I'm so damn blind

Harvey danger, harvey danger
Now we're a big one hit wonder
Did you ever wonder
What we'll do after this song?

Hear the songs on my record
I swear to god that we won't be touring
Cause they're so damn boring
The agony of my clogged veins are killing me

I'm not straight, but i am fat
Now how bout that... i'm so fat
I'm not straight, but i am fat
Now how bout that... i'm so fat

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I had visions i was in them 
I was looking into the mirror 
I couldn't get any queerer 
Even if i tried 
 
I'm a famous rock and roller 
Look at me hey, i'm on m-t-v 
I look like drew carey 
And i'm big and fat 
(but fat is where it's at) 
 
I'm not straight, but i am fat 
Now how bout that... i'm so fat 
 
Been around the world and found 
That only stupid people are breeding 
And i can't stop eating 
All i do is watch tv 
 
Put me in the hospital for nerves 
And hyper obesity 
I'm 5'6" four hundred three 
I could have been the biggest star on mtv god damn you 
 
I'm not straight, but i am fat 
Now how bout that... i'm so fat 
I'm not straight, but i am fat 
Now how bout that... i'm so fat 
 
I wanna publish cd's 
And be on mtv 
I wanna write good songs 
I can't but im tryin' 
I'm not as good as sublime 
Without my glasses im blind 
I'm so damn blind 
I'm so damn blind 
 
Harvey danger, harvey danger 
Now we're a big one hit wonder 
Did you ever wonder 
What we'll do after this song? 
 
Hear the songs on my record 
I swear to god that we won't be touring 
Cause they're so damn boring 
The agony of my clogged veins are killing me 
 
I'm not straight, but i am fat 
Now how bout that... i'm so fat 
I'm not straight, but i am fat 
Now how bout that... i'm so fat

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