All the times I spent suffering in school
Y' know, thinking I was supercool
All the teachers gave me so much grief
I wanna blow 'em up just to get some relief

Sister, sister, they call me a parasite
Sister, sister they wanna bury me alive
All day, all week, all term long
They'd dump on me hoping I'd be gone

Time made me realize why should I be victimized
So I took control and decided to teach
I wanna teach highschool!

I tell the little buggers what to wear
I show 'em how to set and dye their hair
There'll be no costumes at our swimming pool
There'll be no ugly girls at my highschool

Girls who are very bright
Must stay in class all night, and practice their biology
I love to teach highschool
I need to teach highschool
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
Time made me realize that I could brutalize
And get revenge with impunity
If I could teach highschool
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
How I love anatomy
2+2 and 3+3
Students have a ball with me