Its a loffer, poffer ding dong, bigger than king kongs,
Without a doubt, that aint nothing to discuss about
When I see you, my friend you take it in your hand
Do you like it like I always like it, like it, like it, like it too?
When you hold it nice and tight I think the time is right
To quick make up your mind that youll be with me tonight

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Risin high, risin high, let your will fly high!(x3)
Risin high, risin high oh let your stick fly high

Ah, when youre shaking in your room how to meet this girl real soon
Youd like to think of silly willy how youd like to do the willy killy
Smooth you choose to let your emos run lose but the lose girl is gone with her clothes still on
Man it aint no thing but a chicken wing cause when I bust you out you will scream and shout

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Cause Im living for my loffer, Im living for my poffer
Im living for my ding dong Im living for my king kong
Say what, girlie hot I wanna bust your spot
You say no, no way, you gotta stop and say
Hey stud crack my nut with your lickory stick
Rise it high, make me fly cause your my magic guy
Thats why Im living for my loffer, Im living for my poffer
Im living for my ding dong Im living for my king kong
Loffer di, poffer di, loffer di, poffer di, loffer di, poffer di, ding dong

Its a loffer, poffer ding dong, bigger than king kongs,
Without a doubt, that aint nothing to discuss about
And now you hold it nice and tight and now the time is right
Cause you made up your mind that youll be with me tonight

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