(did You Hear About Travis?)

(no, What?)

(i Heard Hes Been Hooking Up With A Teacher!)

(nice!)



And I Can Hear em Talking In The Hallways

Im Always Late For Lunch,

Learning Dirty Little Lessons From You

Now My Name Is On The Lips Of Every Cheerleader In My School

Now Im A Legend In The Locker Room (legendary Baby!)



(ah) I Was Just A Snotty Nosed Degenerate

With Hit Pass Perfection

Dodgin Teachers Down To Give My Late Ass Detention

Hardly A Heartthrob But I Made Due

Using Those Same circle Yes Or No

Notes I Used In Grade School

Folded Love Letters With A Tab That Read pull Here

Writin Back And Forth In Notebooks For A Full Year

I Used To Daydream About Ms. Magnus

The Type Of Fantasies You Feel Guilty For Having

But Who Hasnt?

The Only Difference Beside The Age

Was The Fact I Acted On It

And Who Wouldnt?

A Schoolboy Crush Met Mature Woman Lust

And They Hit It Off So Well

And I Could Tell The Day She Asked Me

To Stay After Class That It Was All Bad

But I Just Bit My Lip And Acted All Mad

The Bell Rang, Class Dismissed

She Door Shut And Her Skirt Went Up (thats A Fact!)



And I Can Hear em Talking In The Hallways (let em Keep Talking)

Im Always Late For Lunch,

Learning Dirty Little Lessons From You (so Sexy)

Now My Name Is On The Lips Of Every Cheerleader In My School

Now Im A Legend In The Locker Room (legendary Baby!)



We Gave A Brand New Meaning

To after-school Special

The Second That Our Lips Touched

She Kissed My Ribs

And Counted Each One Out Loud

I Tried My Hardest Not To Giggle

But I Couldnt Cuz It Tickled So Much

She Pulled My Pants To Half-mast

I Said hurry Miss Sin

You Gonna Make Me Late For Math Class

The Way She Praised My Balls Was Vicious

Now Thats What I Like To Call Sacrilegious

One Time Became Twenty Times

Before We Knew It

We Stopped Caring About Where We Would Do It

From The Classroom To The Bathroom

And When All The Students Was Gone

Wed Even Do It In The Staff Room

From Fs To As In Less Than 3 Days

Now The Underachievers The One With The Best Grades

Made The Third Floor Shake Without Breakin A Sweat

Goddamn It Felt Good To Be The Teachers Pet



And I Can Hear em Talking In The Hallways (let em Keep Talking)

Im Always Late For Lunch,

Learning Dirty Little Lessons From You (so Sexy)

Now My Name Is On The Lips Of Every Cheerleader In My School

Now Im A Legend In The Locker Room (legendary Baby!)



(ah) Goodness Gracious, Accusations

Started Flyin' Through The Building

Cruel As School Children

This Isnt How It Was Supposed To Be

Reminiscing Dont Stand So Close To Me

And If Its Mostly My Fault For Letting This Shit Happen

But I Couldnt Resist A Little Adolescent Bragging

I Mean, After All I Was Only 15

And She Was Showing Me Things

My Virgin Eyes Had Never Seen

Never Forget The Little Meeting She Called

But When She Saw My Reaction

It Made Her Appalled

So Basically What Youre Sayin' Is

If I Dont Keep Tappin That Ass

Then You Aint Gonna Let Me Pass

Psshh, Some Punishment Lady

And As I Turned Towards The Door

I Looked Back

She Had Her Clothes On The Floor

Needless To Say I Passed With Flying Colors

But My Teacher Was My Best Friends Mother (damn)



And I Can Hear em Talking In The Hallways (let em Keep Talking)

Im Always Late For Lunch,

Learning Dirty Little Lessons From You (so Sexy)

Now My Name Is On The Lips Of Every Cheerleader In My School

Now Im A Legend In The Locker Room (legendary Baby!)



And I Can Hear em Talking In The Hallways (let em Keep Talking)

Im Always Late For Lunch,

Learning Dirty Little Lessons From You (so Sexy)

Now My Name Is On The Lips Of Every Cheerleader In My School

Now Im A Legend In The Locker Room (legendary Baby!)



And I Can Hear em Talking In The Hallways (let em Keep Talking)

Im Always Late For Lunch,

Learning Dirty Little Lessons From You (so Sexy)

Now My Name Is On The Lips Of Every Cheerleader In My School

Now Im A Legend In The Locker Room (legendary Baby!)



Ahhh!




[thanks To Jon (methodicalgenius@aol.com) For These Lyrics]