Rock 'N Roll Never Felt So Good
by Gwar
off the America Must Be Destroyed album

I met her at a donkey show
She was minutes past 13
Sucking on a cherry Yoo Hoo
Reading "Nugget" magazine
Cum splattered tube-top
Scrawny pre-pube tits
Then I saw she was a quadraplechick
And I said baby you're looking good
That's when I noticed her legs were wood
I grabbed a stump
And dragged her out the door.
I need a hole I don't need no hips
I laid a line of coke on her tits
That's when I ripped off her dirty shit
filled drawers.
Good, should, could, I think it feels pretty good.
It wasn't nothin pretty
She took my genital germ
Her limbless body thrashed around
Filled with infected sperm
I criss-crossed with my cable
I smashed her face through a door
That found her in a plastic bag
Down by Highway 64
And I said baby you're looking good
That's when I noticed her legs were wood
And all you people
You just can't understand
I need a hole I don't need no hips
I need the taste of dick on my lips
I fucked her asshole
With a piece of frozen shit.
Good, should, could, I think it feels real good
So good
Rock and roll never felt so good