Something's up
something's on my mind
i try to go to sleep
i try to pass the time
what gives you the right
to kill a harmless carrot
growing in god's sunlight

you say they're best
you say they're best for you
i say it's not true
you say they make
a damn good stew
so it's time
it's time to liberate
don't eat a carrot
spare it
and don't eat the beet
on your plate

all my friends say
veggies feel no pain
all my friends say
veggies have no brains
all my friends say
veggies feel no pain
don't stir fry by me!
ya-ya-ya!