I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks
so i bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus
this can't be happening to me
i think it just a dream
halfway there i saw the glare
this place is fuckin heaven

i believe, believe in god
i found las vegas i'd say burn that synagogue
now i believe, believe in god
in jus one night i saw the light
so grab a cab and hold on tight

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i used to feel so lost no gambling in my life
now there's no turning back i even bet my wife
this can't be happening to me
i'm losing everything
i say dear lord
i'll steal a ford
and put it down on red now

i believe, believe in god
to you it's just jesus christ to me it's jesus keno
i believe, believe in god
fuck my health i just want whealt
and ceasar is my leader yea

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evil i don't see no my
son now named casino
ask me why god lives here
you know i'll just say bingo
i'm making it a point to place a bet at every joint
drink more booze i just can't lose
this place is fuckin heaven

i believe, believe in god
it didn't take me much
i went there on a hunch now
i believe, believe in god
lucky number seven take me straight to heaven

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