i don't like the things you like
and you don't like the things i like
she don't like the things they like
so who the fuck is really right
see a skinhead at a show
let him know he's got to go
fuck white power, the kkk
asshole
everyone's an asshole
my mom's an asshole
you're a fucking asshole
and i'm a goddamn asshole

mom and dad, the grateful dead
major labels and straight edge
coors and school and roller blades
god, rick james and oakley shades
fishing, wayne, silly jocks
nazis, midgets, new tube socks
l.d. from m.r.&r.
and fucking zeppelin
man

hippies, barleys, pearl jam
chili peppers, case of spam
riot grrlls, ponch and jon
squash and pork and carmel flan
we hate these things
we hate you, too
go fuck a monkey in the zoo
oscar meyer has a way with
b.o.l.o.g.n.a.