Always a ringer
A game at the freaky ? ? ?
Call out the gas masks
Make it safe without fear
And open breathing levers
Turn down the events, turn up the volume

A penguin comes waddling up
But steps out of ? ?
Call up the captain
Keep us safe without fear
Leave home for the meager
Turn down the events, turn up the volume
Turn down the events, turn up the volume

Call out the gas masks
Leave us safe without fear
Leave home for the meager
Turn down the events, turn up the volume
Turn down the events, turn up the volume
Turn down the events, turn up the volume
Turn down the events, turn up the volume

Honor the minutemen
You honor the minutemen