When everybody's let you down, all your friends are out of town, that's when we all come around.
We're the Groovie Ghoulies, yeah, yeah.
You're a punk and you're a kid.
Doesn't matter what you did.
You can keep our records hid.
You're a Groovie Ghoulie, yeah, yeah.
G-R-O-O-V-I-E G-H-O-U-L-I-E.
Won't you come along with me?
Be a Groovie Ghoulie, yeah, yeah.
You're a misfit, don't fit in.

Motorhead or Chapman/Chin.
We don't care where you have been.
You're a Groovie Ghoulie, yeah, yeah.
If you're from Texas with a "T," M-I-S-S-I-P-P, Idaho, or Hawaii... you're a Groovie Ghoulie, yeah, yeah