I ate the haggis

By and by hallelujah

I ate the haggis, now i

Feel like a cat on the warm hood

Of a car thats just done driving

On a cold winters day hey hey

Brought to me from scotland

With a fiver I cant spend

Got directions on the can

To serve it up with a wee dram

A wee dram of irish whiskey

On a cold winters day

Lamb, oats and suet

Boiled in the stomach of a sheep

I ate the haggis

By and by hallelujah

I ate the haggis now my

Father used to tell me

Dont go pissin on the apples

That have fallen from the tree

Cause youll see that when yer hungry

And yer backs against the wall

A fallen apple aint so bad

To eat

I ate the haggis by and by

Hallelujah.