I came in through the front door
I know I heard the back door slam
Tell me who do you think you're foolin'?
You been messin' with another man

You're actin' very suspicious
You got that guilty look in your eye
And you smell like Old Spice on your skin
So there ain't no way that you can lie

I said, "Who's been sleepin' in my bed?
Who's been lovin' you, baby?
Who's been playin' in my house?
Who's been sleepin' in my bed?"

Looks like a hurricane hit here
The sheets are all over the floor
And the curtains are drawn in the middle of the day
And the lights are turned way down low

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Well, I'm callin' up the hospital, darlin'
Gettin' a room with two beds in your name
'Cause you and your brand new boyfriend
Will about to be together again

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