Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
Why are you sneezing?

This song will make you mad
Worst song we've ever had
This song will make you insane
It'll put warts on your brain

Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Aren't you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ghoti
Ghoti who?
That annoying band!

This song will make you mad
Worst song we've ever had
This song will make you insane
It'll put warts on your brain

Baby, come here
I gotta whisper
Whisper a little something in your ear
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you one of those jokes
You know, one of those knock knock jokes
Come on, don't be shy
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, make you cry
Come here, come here close
Come here, let me tell you one of my knock knock jokes!

This song will make you mad
Worst song we've ever had
This song will make you insane
It'll put warts on your brain
This song will make you mad
Worst song we've ever had
This song will make you insane
It'll put warts on your brain