Schools out Christmas break
Back to Boston, the Red Sox in four straight

First the Yankees then St. Louis
The curse, reversed, the Bambino really blew it

Derek Jeter's lost his mind
Trippin’ on a broom stick, better luck next time

Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas
All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this
The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss
Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner’s really pissed
Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas

Joe Torre, he's a weirdo
Gave me a picture of himself in a Speedo

Hey A-Rod, you gotta feel the sting
You could have come to Boston to wear a World Series ring

We all know you're chokin' on your lunch,
Try a knuckle sandwich and the Varitek punch

Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas
All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this
The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss
Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner’s really pissed
Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas

2004 the best Christmas yet
A World Series ring
I was sick of hearing 1918

Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas
All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this
The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss
Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner’s really pissed
Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas