Telephone call woke me up at noon
I thought it was much too soon
Pulled the covers tightly up and then
I went back to sleep again

Woke once more at half past one
Getting out of bed's no fun
I'm so cozy won't you pretty please
Bring a bowl of Rice Crispies

Feeling lazy, feeling tired
Feeling sleepy, feeling slow
Feeling slothful, feeling sluggish
Feeling drowsy don't you know?
(x 2)

Not up yet it's after two
Nice here laying close to you
Feeling like a happy kitty cat
Pat my head and scratch my back

Clock tells me it's nearing three
No place that I'd rather be
What a lazy lazy life this is

Feeling lazy, feeling tired
Feeling sleepy, feeling slow
Feeling slothful, feeling sluggish
Feeling drozey don't you know?
(x 2)

What's the hurry anyway?
I can wait to start my day
Won't you stay in bed with me
Eat candy bars and watch tv

Now my dear it's after four
Can't get enough so give me more
Five o'clock is already past
Darkness is approaching fast

Feeling lazy, feeling tired
Feeling sleepy, feeling slow
Feeling slothful, feeling sluggish
Feeling drozey don't you know?
(x 2)

(Thanks Courtney for these lyrics)