I've got a friend and she's a beauty
i've got a friend and he's a cutie
they should be friends, if you know what i mean
it's all a part of my harebrained scheme

this girl i know is really sweet
the kind of girl he'd like to meet
i bet she's free on friday night
a pair of arms to hold her tight

i'm not nosy, i'm just concerned
people are hurting, they've all been burned
being alone is no way to be
don't worry at all, just leave it to me

i've got a friend and he's a smoothie
i've got a friend and she's real groovy
they should be friends, if you know what i mean
it's all a part of my harebrained scheme

this boy i know is really swell
the kind of boy who'd treat her well
i bet he's free on friday night
i'm sure it would turn out alright

i'm not nosy, i'm just concerned
people are hurting, they've all been burned
being alone is no way to be
don't worry at all, just leave it to me

i've got a friend and she's a beauty
i've got a friend and he's a cutie
they should be friends, if you know what i mean
it's all a part of my harebrained scheme
i've got a friend and he's a smoothie
i've got a friend and she's real groovy
they should be friends, if you know what i mean
it's all a part of my harebrained scheme

(Thanks to Courtney for these lyrics)