Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Adrian belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter wolf (keyboards)
Patrick ohearn (bass, vocals)
Terry bozzio (drums, vocals)
Ed mann (percussion, vocals)
Napoleon murphy brock (background vocals)
Andre lewis (background vocals)
Randy thornton (background vocals)
Davey moire (background vocals)

One two three four!

Feelin sorry
Feelin sad
So many ugly people
I feel bad
Im so cute
Theyre so homely
Some of them
At home n lonely
Wish they could be
Very cute like me
But they will never
Get to be
Some folks got it
Some folks dont
Some so ugly
They never wont

Everybody
See his hair
See his clothes
Im sure you care
Terry ted
Is really sweet
Watch the way he keep the beat
Sweet as honey
Hes a piece of cake
>from the ginseng root
n stuff he take
Vitamin e
n all the bs
Hes so cool hell make you freeze
Make you freeze
Make you freeze
Excuse me please

Step aside
Im gonna ride
Im gonna strut
Im gonna slide
Hey, ugly folks,
Go get some cyanide
An die
Die die die die

A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh
(etc. repeats)

Ugly is bad
And bad is wrong
And wrong is sinful
And sin leads to eternal damnation
An hot burnin fire
Hot burnin fire
Hot burnin fire
Hot burnin fire
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Arrrrrrrghhhhhhh!

One two three four

Im so cute!
Im so cute!
Im so cute!
Im so cute!
(etc. repeats)